Shisha Smoke Ring Madness
I don’t smoke sheesha nearly as much as I used to, for health reasons. But when I do, I’m always trying to work on my smoke rings. Blowing “O”s takes practice…at first I couldn’t get it, and then I could do it but not without looking like a fish giving a blowjob. Then I got better, though my skills have diminished along with my smoking frequency. If you smoke, you should practice your ring blowing skills, as they are widely regarded as a symbol of coolness and sexiness. In some remote socieities, only smoke ring blowers can be tribal leaders, and are given a virgin for every ring. Statistics also show that smoke ring blowers make way more money and get laid a whole lot more than non-smoke ring blowers. ‘Nuff said.
Don’t lie. You want to sleep with these people.
Youtube has tons of clips of sheesha-smoke-ring shoguns. There are a bunch of good ones, but I kind of like this rapid-fire clip, even though the guy looks like a huge stoner who smokes all day in his boxers on his couch while eating huge bowls of Fruity Pebbles with a ladle and watching marathons of DOG: The Bounty Hunter [awesome show].