Pennsylvania Primary Pep-Talk
OK, Pennsylvania, your time has come. Make your country proud. O-fucking-Bama for president. Yes We Can.
Yea, sorry, that’s all Ive got. Discussing the election and the merits of the candidates is draining at this point, not to mention pointless. I think most people have made up their minds, if not about who the best possible candidate is, at least about who they are going to vote for. So I won’t get all worked up in a Billary bashing tirade; I’ve already done that. I’ve moved on.
Instead, I’ll provide you with links to websites that do it for me! It’s so much easier that way.
Since their is still a chance Hillary can win this damn thing, and the possibility that Pennsylvania might be the next Ohio (which means i might owe the state a giant roundhouse kick when this is all over), we have to be open to the possibility that she might actually be our next president. That being said, the best thing about a bad president is that they often are great to make fun of. Hillary is no exception, and in fact I think she’d be a gold mine for people like me who enjoy sarcastic and sometimes (often) immature satire.
See, I’m giving Hillary credit for something. Who says I can’t be objective?
Ok, I take that back. She sucks. Enjoy the Billary bashing!