Mexican Donkey Jailed 3 Days… For Acting Like an Ass
Ay Dios Mio.
If you’re gonna punish an animal like a human, shouldn’t the animal be given human rights? I highly doubt the Donkey was Mirandized, or even given a phone call. And good luck providing him with a jury of his peers…I’d love to voir dire that one.
Not only that, but I have evidence proving that the Donkey was drugged and incapacitated against his will prior to the alleged assault, and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions:
PETA would have a field day with this.